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AMBLINGS FROM ACROSS THE FENCE

AMBLINGS FOR JUNE

My hiatus is over.  No apologies this time around .just life getting in the way.
 
I have much to cover this month:  Horses, other animals (a new doggie!), personal, "the list" and yes, The SOAPBOX.  I think it's time for a comment on a new trend in the horse industry.
 
After a long winter, we finally got in gear with the horses about March.  That is, with the exception of the new colt out of my mare, Black N White Page.  He's our rebreed to Zips Heaven Sent and boy, is he fancy.  Funny.  It's the first time we specifically bred for a pleasure horse and he's probably the BEST halter horse any of our mares have ever put on the ground.  But, we'll stay true to his breeding and once he goes thru weaning, manners and general horse "stuff" 101 ­ he'll go out to pasture until next year. 
 
He was the only foal we had this year (we had one bred to Lasting Approval that was supposed to be in foal but unfortunately she lost it somewhere along the way) which in the long run is probably not a bad thing.  We bred two of our mares to our stud, Wildfire Candy and that should be interesting to see how they come out.  Brian attended "breeding school" in Colorado in February so after he came home we set everything up to do our own thing here.  We now have an excellent breeding dummy, an ultrasound machine and all the peripheral equipment so we'll be pretty self sufficient in the upcoming years collecting the stud and breeding the mare.   Certainly should save on vet costs (we can use that saved money toward diesel!).
 
I have two lungeliners in the barn this year.  We acquired a yearling gelding by.Wildfire Candy (our stud!) from Debbie Catania to show and sell.  He's not real big but is loud colored and cute.  He's out of the same mare as the one that I showed and sold several years ago ­ who won the Sierra Breeders Classic HUS as a 2-year-old. My other one is by Artistic Imprint and out of our breeding stock Impress me Page mare that was reserve in the nation as a 3-year-old.  We had him out last year for the SSA at Rancho but he was pretty small compared to the other lates so after he won $1400 we brought him home and turned him out for the winter.
 
I like this gelding!  He's by far one of the prettiest movers I've lunged and it'll be interesting to see how quickly he comes on and how he does.  Artisitc Imprints are pretty well known for excelling in halter but they ARE bred to perform.  And this guy's been out for 6 months so he certainly doesn't have any bad habits.  Most of his learning is from scratch (although he does know all the washing, clipping, trailering, etc routine) and in reality I'd rather have a clean slate to work with.
 
We gave our Page Imprinter filly the winter off and started on her about the first of March also.  SHE GREW over the winter.  She was tall, leggy and big last year but now she's 16'1" and downright pretty.  Her first show was last weekend and she won under 4 of the 8 judges and also picked up 2 Grands and 2 Reserves.  Her problem?  They don't know what to do with her.  What I mean by that is she has such a different look than short and squatty (or intensely muscled) that the judges just don't know how to tie her in with the rest of the class.  It should be interesting to see how she does as the year progresses.
 
Except for the soapbox (which comes at the end of this), that pretty much wraps up my horse stuff in a nutshell for the last several months.  We DID learn one thing interesting this year.  If we don't plan on showing at Tucson or over the winter, we will never blanket the horses through the winter months again. NOT having clothes on sure made it easy to get them shed out when we started brushing them.  The hair fell off and they were slick in about 2 weeks.
 
Staying on the animal theme, good news this month on the dog front.  We have a new one!  Another dachshund (red) and this time a male whose name is Mo.  He's another rescue dog who would have been taken to the pound if we hadn't adopted him.  When I got him he was extremely thin and is just now starting to fill out a little.  He was kept in a cage in the garage by himself all the time and never allowed in the house.  When I brought him home the first thing I did was give him a bath and he had the run of the house after that.  Vyolett was bent out of shape for the first several days but now?  They chase each other around the house and wrestle.  It feels like a zoo around here sometimes but I wouldn't trade it for the world.  Vyolett is petite, slightly neurotic, incredibly smart and a joy to have around and Mo is a little slow, protective and just wants to give and receive love.  It's funny ­ the two of them together don't even weigh as much as Bootie did.  We have our own little nest of wieners.
 
The job front has stabilized for me.  I was offered a "permanent" position with the company I've been consulting for in Livermore and I took it.  My focus is their systems but I'm also kind of a jack of all trades (p/c support, some HR, vendor relations, etc).  It keeps life interesting.  I still work from home two days a week and commute three, so it balances itself out.  The commute time allows me to chat on the phone so it's not such a bad thing.  And, my little Toyota gets 35 mpg which is definitely an asset with the highway robbery on gasoline ("We're not making money".  Yeah, right ­ only $28 billion last quarter, Chevron). 
 
I've been riding my bike A LOT lately.  This last weekend the weather was picture perfect and we took advantage of it on Saturday.  Twice in the last month we took an entire day of the weekend "off" ­ and just went and rode w/ friends.  Why?  Because we can.  And, because life it too short to feel like you're chained to the house (or barn).  You know what I found out?  The horses are still there when you get home.  The stalls are still there (dirty, but still there) and in the long run, none of the animals have suffered.  And the payback for me?  Riding (and being with friends) is good for the mind, body and soul.  It helps me stay centered. 
 
My list hasn't gone by the wayside either, although I missed my shot over the winter to ice skate.  I think the warming temperatures have pretty much done that one in until next year.  What I DID do was take up a "dancing" class.  And, I'm signed up to continue with it for at least another 6 months.  It involves burning 400 calories a session (about an hour and a half), intense arm strengthening, working the abs (a lot!) and moving around in high, fun shoes.  Oh yeah.and a pole.  I guess you could say I color outside the lines a bit.  Hey.  It's a lot of fun, a great workout and gets me out with other women at least once a week.  The only downsides are that I have to take Dramamine before class (I'm such a wuss about spinning and motion sickness) and I usually come home with bruises.  But, it's something I'd recommend to anyone.
 
And now, for the soapbox
 
When have halter classes become synonymous with the circus?  Apparently since the APHA has turned a blind eye to what's going on and allowed the parade of elephants to not only continue but also to become the accepted "standard" of what a halter horse should look like.  Has anyone besides me noticed?  Brian and I have always shown halter horses but if the only answer to being competitive is to make them into something they're not, I'll pass.   I want my horses to live past the ripe old age of 3, to be able to move freely and to reproduce. 
 
So why has our industry "progressed" to the point where I may as well be leading in a well trained animal from the circus train ­ Up Simba!  Because this is what wins and this is what the judges are using.  We've seen this in the pleasure classes in the past and finally one day someone grew a set of balls and did something about it.  Horses were tied, bled and starved in order to "encourage" them to move at the pace of a snail with their noses rolling the ground.  Of course it's not like that now for halter.  We just have guys wandering around the large shows with briefcases basically handcuffed to them administering "chiropractic therapy".  Yeah, right.  And I can fly.  And if these horses are tested one of several things happens:  1) The concoction is so new it slips under the wire so it's not detected; 2) APHA doesn't want to get their hands dirty and doesn't even test for it or 3) A horse tests positive after winning THOUSANDS of dollars, the money is refused to be returned, APHA takes no action (God forbid ­ it's AT the show but part of the futurities so we don't want to be involved) so..what are the repercussions?  There apparently are none.
 
We have a 2-year-old mare that was reserve Champion in the state last year and is even better this year.  She's BIG (tall), leggy and pretty.  But I don't have a pharmacist on payroll or even a close friend that dabbles.  So, will she even win "big"?  Don't know.  But the funny thing is at her first show this year someone commented to me that she was gorgeous and "very modern".  It's an oxymoronic juxtaposition.  How can she be considered modern when today's "halter horse" weighs 1500 pounds, lumbers in and can barely get around the cones?
 
I am not so stupid as to think APHA is going to step in and stop this.  It's the industry's "dirty little secret" that no one wants to reveal.  Big well-fed mammoths are a lot easier to swallow than finding horses tied for days with their heads up in the clouds. But at least they should have the cojones to support the clubs that support them.  If someone tests positive at a sanctioned show ­ irregardless of whether it's a futurity or a class ­ suspend them.  If the APHA spent as much time and money trying to find ways to level the playing field instead of living in fear of being sued ..maybe we'd actually make some progress in this industry.  
 
Alright, I'm off the soapbox now.  And probably, at the next show we go to I'll have to come in disguise as I'm hitting on the essence of the classes I love to show in.  IT'S NOT PERSONAL.  It's just so damn frustrating to feel that you have to turn horses into Barry Bonds in order to compete.  But, for the same reason that Barry is what he is today (he can't field, he argues with the press and basically, he can't play anymore) I won't go down that road.   And the irony is, a lot of the horses showing in halter are pretty enough to win without the added fluff.
 
So, that's about it for this month.  Was my update worth waiting for?  Hopefully.  I HAVE had some trying times over the last several months.  Some are "stuff" (you know, life things) and some are battles in my head.  Those are the toughest because there really is no winner.  Life is full of lessons - some that smack you up the side of the head when you least expect it.  The latest quote on my Myspace reads: "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted". 
 
Make it count.

Until next month,

Diane

Updated 6/3/08

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